Atheists, please stop threatening my kingdom!


My servants, even though I am not an atheist, I find such fools useful for my kingdom.  For one, atheists and other “free” thinkers help ensure atheistic thinking permeates all of “secular” society, making a Godless but (as I always delight in saying), not godless society the world over. 

Being the fools that they are, however, they are totally ignorant of their great blessing, their great advantage, their singular place in modern western culture.  Rather than bask in a position of cultural, societal, governmental, education dominance, my servant fools keep pushing to be recognized as a religion.

Yes, you read right–a religion!

As a case in point: please share my disappointment in reading James Dao’s recent New York Time’s article entitled, “Atheists Seek Chaplain Role in the Military.”   Exposing shocking ignorance on the part of atheists, my friends, the article states:

Strange as it sounds, groups representing atheists and secular humanists are pushing for the appointment of one of their own to the chaplaincy, hoping to give voice to what they say is a large — and largely underground — population of nonbelievers in the military.

Oh boy.  This is beyond strange.

This will not end well, my servants.  What these ignorant fools of misguided human beings (humans are the only atheists in all the universe) are pushing for will ultimately be their end if they are not stopped.  The leader of this misguided mission is a Freenonthinker named Jason Torpy, a former Army captain who is president of the Military Association of Atheists and Freethinkers.  This Freenonthinker pushes ahead because:

Humanism fills the same role for atheists that Christianity does for Christians and Judaism does for Jews,” Mr. Torpy said in an interview. “It answers questions of ultimate concern; it directs our values.

Do you know what Mr. Torpy just said while he was not thinking freely?  He just described religion.  This is the definition of religion used by the United States Supreme Court in largely ignored decisions, which fortunately have not yet been used against atheists.

STOP, Mr. Torpy.  NOW.

Let me speak in simple terms that even a Freenonthinker can understand:  when the public catches on that atheism is a religion, my cultural, social, governmental, and educational dominance is over. 

Think I’m kidding?  Rabbi Shmuley Boteach already made this connection in his response to this NYT article, in a piece yesterday entitled, “Atheist Chaplains and the Church of Evolution.”

Get it?

When atheism is finally discovered to be a religion, or at least the theology of a godless religion such as Secular Humanism, then:

  • No longer will public schools be able to teach the atheistic creation story to the exclusion of the theistic creation story. 
  • No longer will atheistic sexual mores be encouraged to the exclusion of Godly sexual mores.
  • No longer will atheists be able to claim “separation of church and state” to stop theistic religious activities in favor of their own.
  • No longer will atheists be able to silence all Godly initiatives in culture, government, or education.
  • No longer will atheists own the exclusively accepted “secular” worldview for all of society.

Do you see, Mr. Torpy, and every other atheist out there? 

You are illustrating that God was definitely right when he said “the fool has said in his heart there is no God.”

But as long as it’s just in the fool’s heart, my worldview continues to dominate.  But when Freenonthinking fools start to run their mouths, they begin to undermine my religious worldview, a worldview that my labors for centuries successfully resulted in expunging God from virtually every corner of the globe.  And such undermining of my solid foundations can only lead to my kingdom on earth shrinking, and maybe even crumbling.

So, please, if you know what is good for me and my kind, my atheist friends, do what you wish Christians would do: keep your beliefs private it in your heart and shut up.



3 Responses to “Atheists, please stop threatening my kingdom!”

  1. DJ TwistedSister Says:

    Why do I hear a carbondized, electronic voice in my head as I read your stuff? Are the atheists behind that or is that really YOU? That alone makes me get your point. (Okay now I’m scaring myself and I need an atheist to help relieve me of my anxieties and fast…sorry Satan).

    • Dear Mairi,You have hit the nail on the head. What I am saying, as a beelevir in God myself, is that this is how religion is viewed by those from the opposite perspective. It is not a perspective I can relate to but is one I am surrounded by. Unfortunately, followers of various religions give people valid reasons to believe religion was invented to manipulate people.

  2. The sexual hassling lie is imposed on everyone because of the love of money that they use to further their own personal agenda that the devils use by deceiving them with by misquoting Isaiah 29:21. That is a sin to overreact to someone staring at and complimenting your breasts and cleavage. God sends those women to hell that pass judgement on men’s compliments, staring and whistling.

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