My abortion agenda in the crapper?


Alarming story today, my servants, about one of my greatest pastimes: killing, stealing and destroying, or, as it is commonly known, abortion.  Yes, the story today from, has a title that says it all: “Abortionist admits: babies sometimes born alive and left ‘wiggling around in the toilet’.”

Alarming, I say. 


No, not because of that.  Who cares about little wiggly squiggly babies being flushed down the crapper?

This story alarms me because I don’t want the general public to know the truth!  I’m already having trouble convincing people that little wigglers are merely annoying tissue masses that can be removed like an ugly wart.

According to the LifeSiteNews story:

[I]n disturbing testimony during court proceedings against a well-known Florida abortionist, a fellow abortionist reportedly admitted that some aborted children are delivered alive and left “wiggling around in the toilet,” where they are allowed to die.

Specifically, according to Michele Herzog of Pro-Life Action Ministries, a witness in the courtroom:

[J]urors listened as abortionist Randall Whitney, one of an accused abortionists accomplices, “cavalierly stated that yes, babies are delivered in the toilet all the time and many times are still alive, wiggling around in the toilet.”

This kind of talk could lead to mass defection on the abortion issue, my servants.  Fortunately this story isn’t in the mainstream media, but nevertheless I’m issuing a Level 3 devilbloggger Alert, signifying that this story presents a clear and present danger to my kingdom’s goals, and must be quashed.  Please do your part to ensure that this story is not read by anyone.

Please let all your friends know that they are not to read this story or forward this story to anyone else.

If this kind of news gets widespread attention, it’s my abortion agenda that will end up in the crapper.



2 Responses to “My abortion agenda in the crapper?”

  1. Mike N. Says:

    If Christians don’t bravely and boldly shine the light on abortion, who in heaven’s name will?
    So many murders in the name of Progressives.
    So much lying about those murders in the name of Progressives.
    Stand for truth, Christian.
    Stand for life.

  2. Anonymous Says:


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