Obama is Panderific


I love to cater to or profit from the weaknesses or vices of others.  Did you know that?  Of course you did.  I look for the weak, the vulnerable, the discouraged.  And when I find them, do you know what I do?  I woo them into a false sense of security in my lies and deceit.  And when I have them wrapped up in a dependent state of false security, I do everything I can to destroy them.

It’s who I am.

My yoke is hard, my burden is heavy.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

So you know, my servants, that I gain great satisfaction when I see an earthly servant emulate my genius, and I saw it today.  Yes, I witnessed a politician in full pander mode.  And not only was this a beautiful example of pandery at it’s best, the panderific panderification was done by no less than His Majesty (that always gets a laugh down here), Barack Obama, US President and Panderer in Chief.

I’m referring to a story that ran in the Washington Times today, my servants.  Joel Gehrke’s commentary in Beltway Confidential entitled, “Obama asks CBC for Biblical faith in his agenda,” chronicles Obama’s latest attempt at pulling off one of the oldest tricks in the book (after all, it is my trick, and I am by definition one of the oldest tricksters around): pandering.

But Obama, believing he can excel where others merely imitate, pandered awkwardly by appealing to the religious faith of black voters.  You see, whenever an unbeliever (in God) tries to act like a believer (in God) the dissimulation always makes the actor look a bit silly and disingenuous, like a student who failed to read an assignment attempting to answer a teacher’s question.  What must seem like a great performance to the student appears pathetic to everyone else.

According to Gehrke’s commentary,

President Obama made an appeal to the religious faith of black voters at a Congressional Black Caucus rally, likening Biblical prophets who had faith in God — and so refused to worship an idol — to the black voters who “keep the faith” by supporting him and his policies – and, he hopes, his reelection campaign.

Obama, who had already told blacks to “stop complainin’“, must think that no one can see his pandereligosophistry.  He went so far as to analogize faith in him to the faith of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, three captive Jews who were thrown in a fiery furnace because they would not worship according to the policies of their particular pandering political leader.


Well, Obama, who I ensure has no concept of true faith in God, clumsily continued that analogy, equating, as Gehrke wrote:  the Jews’ “faith in the things not seen” to the more mundane “belief that if you persevere a better day lies ahead.”

You see what I mean?  Not a clue.

Let me clue you in, my servants.  The faith of the Jews was not a faith in some foggy “things not seen;” it was a faith in a living God, a God whose decrees must be kept even unto the point of death under a contrary political regime.   They were not persevering for “better days ahead.”  Their faith was a faith to die for.

I hate those with the faith of those three captive Jews.  That faith produced a fourth Person in that fiery furnace, and that faith continues to produce that Person among any two or three gathered today .  I could not stand against that Person then, and I cannot stand against that Person today.

Obama, because I’ve made him Bible illiterate, further trivialized the Jews so-called faith “in things unseen” as “crazy faith.”  And Obama, because I’ve also made him God-illiterate, trivialized himself by analogizing “crazy faith” in him to “crazy faith” in God.

My oh my, I am good. 

I’m crazy good.

And because most people in the US are also Bible and God illiterate, Obama’s vain foolishness goes almost unnoticed.  Which is good, because rarely do my lies and deceptions get such blatantly pathetic public display. Such obvious, awkward attempts at religisopolitcalpanderifity tend to work against my kingdom goals.

Worse yet, in this case, where Obama’s duplicity did get noticed, it got noticed by someone not fooled.  As Gehrke concluded:

The only “kind of crazy” on display in this speech is the one that says faith in Obama’s policies is kind of like faith in God.

He’s right.

That’s why I hope Gehrke’s view does not get broader press coverage.

Crazy, man.

HT to Weasel Zippers!


4 Responses to “Obama is Panderific”

  1. Barack Hussein Obama spent twenty years learning this diabolical double talk from his “pastor” and “beloved mentor”, the screaming racist, Jeremiah Wright. The people who idolize Obama may as well get their theology from a mosque, some “Women’s Studies” professor, Karl Marx, some criminal rapper, or somebody leading a GLBT parade, just like “Reverend” Wright does. Oh wait, they already do.
    What he and these people need to do is repent and accept the Lordship of Christ on their knees. Instead of that they double down on their perversion and attempt to criminalize dissent.
    These people would cheerfully put a bullet through the head of an outspoken Christian like Tim Tebow if they could get away with it and they openly speak of these desires without censure. They, like Obama, are as infected with the satanic, lying, murderous spirit of antichrist as much or more than your aforementioned Nebuchadnezzar. Like Nebuchadnezzar, they are ready to throw into a fiery furnace anyone who stands in the way of their God-defying agenda.
    Obama and most of the politicians in the Democratic Party are unelectable despite the steady drumbeat of media lies. Most Americans still live in Realityville and their own eyes and pocketbooks tell them what is going on.
    Obama and the Democrats will suffer historic electoral losses on the local, state, and national level in 2012 just like they did in 2010 (Remember that? The press doesn’t like to talk about it). They are starting to see the handwriting on the wall and they are angry. Their agenda has been fully exposed this time and they are finished in America.
    But Marxists never go quietly. Never. They are about “Hope” and “Change” and when the people do not buy into the flushing of the old system and replacing it with the global Marxist vision, well, the point of a gun will be required for the peoples’ own good.

  2. This is why we need your posts, devilblogger. Congratulations, great analysis of the illiterate Messiah leading illiterate CBC.

  3. Obama thinks he’s some sort of god. He really doesn’t realize he’s nothing more than a puppet who will get tossed aside with the evil powers find someone better.

  4. Awesome analysis, DB. Obama cheapens and demeans the faith of millions with his naivete. You’ve got radar lock on this one.

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