Ahhhh, how times change. Did you know, my servants, that US President Franklin D. Roosevelt prayed publicly and nationally via radio to an audience of 100 million before the D-Day invasion of Normandy in World War II?
Yes, according to this LA Times article, for instance, on June 6, 1944, FDR “asked Americans to join him in praying for the troops.” According to the LA Times, in the prayer, “the appeal to God is bold and unapologetic.”
That prayer, my friends, tore through Hell like a cyclone, catching us all off guard as it screamed through every dark crevice.
I still get shivers.
But the good news is, my servants, the shivers have changed over time. Now they are shivers of delight in anticipation of another pending D-Day; a D-Day of the soul in which today’s US President, Barack Obama, also acts boldly and unapologetically.
Once again my friend and servant Barack Obama has answered the question of his true faith, this time by opposing the addition of FDR’s prayer to the World War II Memorial in Washington, DC.
The official reason? (You will congratulate me, my servants) According to a FoxNews article entitled, “Obama Administration Opposes FDR Prayer at WWII Memorial,” Robert Abbey, the director of the Bureau of Land Management, said any plaque or inscription of the prayer would “dilute” the memorial’s central message and therefore “should not be altered.”
Just what is the “central message” of the memorial, Mr. Abbey? And how would a bold and unapologetic, and effective prayer, dilute it?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Yes, my servants, I am winning.
And here’s proof of my winning on earth: you need no longer ask “What Would Satan Do?” You need only ask “What Would Obama Do?”
According to the FoxNews article,
[FDR] asked God to give the allied troops courage and faith, saying, “With thy blessing we shall prevail over the unholy forces of our enemy.”
Yes, FDR recognized “unholy forces” of the “enemy.”
Fortunately, Obama seems drawn to unholy forces and does not recognize moi, the enemy. According to Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council (Blechhhh!),
This is further evidence that the administration has created an environment that is hostile towards American history — but in particular towards Christianity.
And, Perkins continued,
I hope America wakes up and realizes what this administration is doing to this country and how they want to radically and fundamentally change America.
I hope America doesn’t.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Here comes D-Day!