One Judge; My Will
I love America’s checks and balances. Because as long as I have my peeps in the NCACLU doing the checking, I can assure you that I do the balancing through America’s judicial system. Like a lead weight against a feather, when it comes to judges and my will, I’m heavy, man.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
My latest exploit? Well, of course it involved my friends at the NCACLU, this time in North Carolina where some ne’er-do-wells used the legitimate legislative process to sneak through a license plate that disses my kingdom goals.
Yes, my servants, according to LifeNews.com, a “federal judge blocked the Choose Life license plates in North Carolina on Monday after they became the subject of a lawsuit from the pro-abortion ACLU [sic].”
Awwwww. . .
According to the article,
The North Carolina affiliate of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) [sic] filed a lawsuit against the plates because it complains there is not a pro-abortion alternative available for drivers who want to purchase plates supporting abortion.
Oh my. I didn’t think that silly argument would work!
In fact, this argument is risky. I just hope no Godpunks figure out that the argument could work in reverse. Why not force schools to teach a “pro-design” alternative to mindless evolution? Why not force a “pro-abstenence” alternative to “pro-lasciviousness” sex education? Why not force a “pro-marriage” alternative to public school’s pro-same sex marriage indoctrination?
Of course, the good news is that I’ve trained the minds of men to be “tolerant” and “fair” only for my perversions and societal aberrations.
So I think my strategy is safe for now.
But I’m still surprised it worked.
And the beat goes on.