Not another dang statue of Jesus!
What is it with the statues of Jesus? I thought the world was over statues of this guy. After all, aren’t big Jesus statues tacky? Even God thinks so, I thought. But first Brazil, then Peru, and now, London?? Yes, apparently so, according to today’s news story: 30ft Rio-style statue plan for Primrose Hill to mark end of Olympics.
Really? Jesus looking over the Olympics?
This is no good, my servants. In fact, I’m issuing a Level 3 devilbloggger Alert on this one. A Level 3 devilbloggger Alert is issued for events that have the potential to greatly hinder my kingdom’s goals, events which must, therefore, must be stopped.
According to the article:
The scheme, which is yet to go before the Town Hall’s planning department, is to be funded by the Brazilian government to celebrate the end of the London 2012 Olympics and mark the moment the city of Rio takes on the Olympic mantle for the 2016 Games.
Scheme is right; this is not good, my servants.
I’ll tell you why.
I’ve succeeded in making the Olympics one of the most carnal, sexualized events on earth. During the day it’s all smiles and sports, lots of playing going on. During the night it’s all sporting seductive smiles, and, lots more playing going on.
Do you know how many condoms were passed out in Vancouver in 2010?
No, still more.
One hundred thousand condoms stocked in Vancouver. And they ran out.
Olympic Village has become a cesspool of sin, mirroring in compressed, micro form the macro-state of modern society.
I am winning. According to ESPN, “sex and the olympics go hand in hand.”
So what’s the deal with a Big Jesus watching over the London Olympics? What hand does he have in such a place?
Someone please stop this.
Because idols made of stone hold absolutely no power, but for some reason a statue of Jesus still irks the he… well, the heck out of me.
Why not a 30 foot statue of me? That would be more appropriate for the Olympics.
Olympics and I are hand in hand, why not leave bad enough alone?