Obama: Now I will pay for your sin

Retire.

Oh, I just might be able to retire, my friends.  Yes, retirement really never was on my mind for thousands of years, but this past week’s events in the United States [the last bastion of freedom in the world] has made me re-think my short term plans.  (My long term plans were set long ago, unfortunately.)

You see, my servants, the Obama administration has put my agenda on warp speed in forcing my will on earth as it is in Hell.

But even I had no idea that those Americans would ever reach a place where large numbers would reject a Savior’s payment for past sinful pleasures, and instead demand that a goverment pay for future sinful pleasures.

Payment for sin is exactly what the Obama administration demands in its new policies demanding that all employers, including those having a Biblically informed religious conscience, pay for the sin of its employees.

Imagine: a formerly Christian nation in which God’s remaining people are literally forced to pay for the sins of mine!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

It’s a beautiful thing, my friends.  Can it get any better?

Well, yes, it can.

Let me explain.  I was just beaming this week, my friends, when at the National Prayer Breakfast (the what????) I saw my Self-righteous Servant Obama demand not only that taxes from the righteous should pay for the sin of heathens, but that his policy “as a Christian,” “coincides with Jesus’s teaching that ‘for unto whom much is given, much shall be required.’ ”

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Seriously, now, my friends.  Do you know what I do to deceive people?

Yes, you do.  I misquote scripture, use scripture for nefarious purposes, and generally cause mass confusion and deception by picking and choosing among various scripture passages as proof texts.

Do you know how Obama deceives people?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Obama went on to emulate me by misquoting the “Golden Rule” this way, as reported at monney.cnn.com:

“And I believe in God’s command to love thy neighbor as thyself. I know a version of that golden rule is found in every major religion and every set of beliefs.”

My friends, this is not the Golden Rule.

But who knows?

Apparently very few.  And when few know scripture, anyone can use scripture for ungodly purposes.

You see, unlike Obama, my misquoting of scripture was met with a swift and certain “Get thee behind me, Satan.”

But who will stand up to Obama?

No, really, who?

Obama has mangled the Golden Rule in the past, and you can read over at the Ye Have Heard blog here.  Note Obama’s “subtle” but “significant” mangling of the Golden Rule as “treating others as they would treat me.”  (In reality, there was nothing subtle about it; the fact is Obama is scripture-illiterate and didn’t have a clue what he was saying.)  As noted by a reader:

The most succinct statement of the Golden Rule in the Bible is Luke 6:31: “Do to others as you would have them do to you.”

There is a subtle, but rather significant, difference between saying “[I treat] others the way they would treat me” and “[I treat] others the way I would want them to treat me.”

But no matter; Obama believes that holy scripture is part of his playground for social and political engineering.  And to make matters better, his shameless select-a-scripture has revealed two great advances of my kingdom on earth.

First, I was thrilled by how much of the ensuing noise, smoke, and diatribification was directed at a “woman’s right to health care.”  For example, the always reliable Huffington Post ran a gem entitled “Students at Catholic Colleges Protest Lack of Access to Birth Control.”  The article summarizes an 18-year old student, Keely Monroe’s, life at Fordham University as:

Single, 18-year-old female, likes having control over her own body, looking for affordable birth control.

Yes, this is just an example of the genre of medianoisemachiniszation that framed the argument as “no insurance payment for birth control = robbing women of control,” i.e., taking away women’s control over their bodies.  That is, Ms. Keely believes that the good citizens of the United States should pay for her sinful bodily choices (which she apparently can’t control), and, if they refuse, she accuses them of robbing her of her bodily control.  Another student, Sandra Fluke went as far as to say that women enrolling in Catholic universities merely “expected women to be treated equally, to have their medical needs met.”

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Where are the sane Americans?

Where is someone to stand up and tell Ms. Keely and Ms. Sandra to stop begging for someone else’s money and control their own friggin’ bodies or go pay for their own damn birth control?

But already too many people agree with Ms. Keely and Ms. Sandra (and Mr. Obama) that it is the place of government to offer everything to everyone for free, including payment for sin.

Oh, I smell retirement now.

The second advance in my kingdom’s goals was revealed in a Daily Caller article on this topic, with the enlightening title, Southern  Baptist Convention’s Richard Land: ‘How dumb does [Obama] think we  are?’  Mr. Land’s question came after Obama, showing he really is my servant, offered an “adjustment” to the mandate that righteous people pay for the sins of others by shifting payment obligations from employers to insurance companies.

But the delightful question answers itself.

Obama does believe you are dumb.

And he has good reason.

Because, think about it, my servants, who can stop him?

Really, who can stop him?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Who can stop me?

Retirement, here I come!

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24 Responses to “Obama: Now I will pay for your sin”

  1. “medianoisemachiniszation” I swear Satan you invent the most interesting words. Fight on my brother, fight on.

  2. The truth will stop Obama. Keep paying into your 401K Satan.
    At that very same National Prayer Breakfast in which Obama did his Satan impersonation by twisting Scripture in order to, if possible, deceive even the elect, the guest speaker, Eric Metaxas (bestselling author of “Bonhoeffer”) dropped a truth atom bomb on the place. Click on the link below. Obama’s mendacity was exposed for all to see. There will be much more of this in the weeks and months to come. God is not mocked. http://www.c-spanarchives.org/program/NationalPrayerBreak

  3. Devil,

    I hope America knows how to vote this time. I know a little about American history, but I think it is enough to consider Obama the worst choice ever. A community organizer Jimmy Carter, which is black what helps him with popularity.

    And about Golden Rule, recently I read an interesting article written by Ali Sina. He said that Islam is the only religion where we do not see the Golden Rule. I agree about Islam, but I think that it is not the only one (I am not quite sure, for instance, that Hinduism with castes follow the golden Rule).

    I would like to hear you about this.

    http://www.jihadwatch.org/2005/05/sina-the-golden-rule-and-islam.html

    Best,
    Pedro Erik

  4. DB, I love this blog. You have a way of cutting through the fog and getting right down to the nitty gritty of the matter. God is not mocked. It’s coming. Hold on to your hats!

  5. I usually enjoy reading your blog, but this entry is somewhat absurd. You should stick to spiritual matters, and leave your political agenda out, especially when it comes to taxes. Some people, especially self-righteous Republican hypocrites who called themselves “Christians,” have a problem with taxes. However, Jesus tells his followers to give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what it’s God. Moreover, Romans 13 clearly instructs Christians to pay their taxes and be law-abiding citizens. I have no problems playing taxes. In fact, over 35% of my salary goes to pay all sorts of taxes (Federal, State, City, Medicare, etc. al) and I’m not complaining. So why are defending rich people (or “job creators”)? They should just pay their fair share and shut up.

    • Jose, Jesus did tell his followers to give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, but stop and think for a minute. What is the tithe? The tithe is 10%. Now, Caesar has demanded more from you than God does. What gives him that authority? Is Caesar greater than God? No, he isn’t. Should the people of God simply keep their mouths shut when their government is in the wrong? Thank the Lord that Elijah didn’t see things that way; or Elisha, or Isaiah, or Esther, or Jeremiah, or Zechariah. And to say that the rich should pay their fair share? You don’t want that. If the rich were paying their “fair” share, they’d be paying less taxes. Also, how is the confiscation of property to fund the murder of unborn children not a spiritual matter? It is absolutely spiritual.

    • Jose — I appreciate your comment, and thanks for reading my blog. My objection is not to paying taxes per se. My objection is to what taxes are paying for and why. Taxes are nothing more than confiscated property, which if used for constitutionally permitted purposes (in the US, at least) is not necessarily problematic. But when the government takes one person’s property to pay for (1) something that infringes that person’s liberty and freedom of religion or conscience; or, (2) is simply unconstitutional, then tribute to Caeser can no longer be justified. What is fair about stealing from Peter to pay for Paulette’s birth control?

    • Jose:
      1. Perhaps you do not realize that the American Revolution was fought over taxes? There is NOTHING more American than objecting to over-taxation and unjust taxation.
      2. Obama is not Ceasar. America is governed, in theory, “of the people, by the people, for the people.” It was not a legitimate function of the people to vote for against Ceasar or his policies. It IS a legitimate function of participation in governement HERE to vote, agitate, speak, demonstrate, raise money for or against government policy, and even specific (especially elected) government officials.
      3. Chances are you paying MUCH more than 35% of your salary towards “all sorts of taxes.” Though perhaps 35% is all you can easily see on your check stubs.
      4. If you really think that spiritual and political matters are separate issues, you have learned nothing from history. But of course, we can see that you do NOT think that, because after you tell DB to “stick to spiritual issues and leave (his) political agenda out,” you go on to demonstrate exactly the opposite, by making a spiritual issue out of paying taxes (though not very effectively.)
      5. Your comment regarding “defending rich people” leads me to exhort you to do so research on the sins of envy and coveting your neighbors property. Please don’t be offended, though. I myself am prone to sin. Recently I have been struggling with patience.
      Love you, brother Jose!

  6. I look forward to the day 0bummer retires even more that your retirement, Satan.

  7. As Obama sets up his “Truth Teams” to convince people that black is white and up is down, one thing he can count on is the bulk of the evangelical Church’s mininterpretation of Romans 13. Hitler loved the Lutheran Church’s misinterpretation as well. It gave him absolute power! The “Divine Right of Kings”! And no Satan, for you, it just doesn’t get any better than that!
    Romans 13 is PRESECRIPTIVE of how a proper government should behave as a “minister of God”. Romans 13 is not DESCRIPTIVE of how governments actually are! It does not describe how Caesar, Pol Pot, Putin, Castro, Ahmadinijad, Castro, Chavez, Obama, et al, who do not even believe in God, actually do behave. These people and govenments really do believe they answer only to themselves and act accordingly. To the destruction of their people and themselves. Do you “Divine Right of Kings” people actually read the Bible or history? If you really want to see how God feels about the “Divine Right of Kings” read 1 Samuel 8:10-22!
    Romans 13 goes on to describe the limited role and authority of human government if it is to truly act as God’s agent: “…it is an avenger who brings wrath on the one who practices evil”. We all would gladly pay taxes to such an entity unless we are evil-doers ourselves! Nothing here about redistribution of wealth to political cronies! Again that would be the province of the God-detested “Divine Right of Kings”. See 1 Samuel 8 above.
    Paul goes on to explain that conscience must be our guide as we subordinate ourselves to government for, as Jesus said, we are never to give to Casesar our consciences which belong only to God. When Caesar inevitably draws that bright line in the sand and demands that we cross it…we must not! No matter what! Why? Because we must “love our neighbor as ourselves” (vs 9).
    When Caesar says, “Turn in the Jews!”, of course we don’t because we serve a higher Entitiy than Caesar and we would be breaking that Entitiy’s Law of Love! If Caesar says “Violate your conscience and start funding abortion and all manner of abortifacients!”, of course we must not cross that line. That would be making ourselves accessories to murder! God help us if we do, and Romans 13, misapplied and misinterpreted, will only haunt our cowardly hearts at the judgment seat of Christ.
    Christians are called to be respectful of political leaders but never the fawning acolyte of Haman. All you will have done if you go that direction is earn Caesar’s sneering disdain just like Hitler sneered at the Lutheran clergy he saw as …”submissive as dogs, and they sweat with embarassment when you talk to them.”

  8. Well said, Mike. Well said.

  9. Hey Satan, I’m sure you’re following your own progress on earth, but you not beïng omniscient and all…

    It looks like your Unplanned Unparenthood has another trick up it’s sleeve; they’re dragging celebrities in their war on life. Check out this youtube vid. with Scarlet Johansson

  10. Ok I hadn’t “planned” for this video to just pop up like that, sorry if it’s inconvenient.

  11. Satan, Rick Santorum has been caught pulling the lid off of your game here in America and I see you’ve got the liberals in full scoff mode. He and Franklin Graham are implying Obama is your major player too. I’m heartened by hearing political and Church leaders telling the truth. How about your Lyingness?

  12. If more Christians really were Christians they would not develop governments and get mixed up with that since they do not forgive, honor and love people when they become cops, leaders, judges and soldiers. They would be anarchists if God was first in their lives and not their wicked and devilish governments.

  13. North America would have been a much better country without a president and government. I think it was Mr. Reagan who said it best government is part of the problem. He is right. So is polluting and destroying woods in North America for money that they devils want people to do.

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