Santorum out to out me; someone help me out?

Politics.

Wow oh wow, but how things can get out of hand when I’m having fun!  Just as I’m seeing my kingdom flourish in the United States faster than even I ever imagined, along comes a knuckle-dragging, backwoods, bitter clinger of a wet blanket by the name of Rick Santorum!  Wow oh wow, how things change.

For my non-US readers, please bear with me.  The United States is going through an election year right now, and little do, er … I mean did, the boiling-frog Americans know that this election was, more than any other, a choice between policies that please moi and policies that please God.

I almost had them completely, happily, ignorantly, boiled.

But just as I thought I cold stop chopping the wood of liberal, politically correct, ungodly policies (see my last post where I was contemplating retirement!), here comes this Santorum cat saying things that have never been said by a major politician in America.  Not even in the good Christian days of the U.S. of A. did a politician so explicitly state truth to the American people.

Just today the internet’s most popular news aggregator, The Drudge Report, ran the headline: “Santorum’s Satan Warning.”

What?

Why bring moi into this?

Well, I suppose I was already in this.  But who does Santorum think he is, blowing my cover by pointing out to all the happy frogs the great fire licking the sides of their freedom pot?  According to the Drudge Report, Santorum is quoted as saying, “Satan has his sights on the United States of America!”  And,

“Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using those great vices of pride, vanity, and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American tradition.”

Wow oh wow.

Of course he’s right on all counts.  Pride, vanity, and sensuality–that just about covers it. But who would have ever thought a politician would bring me into the fray like this?

And the media?  They eat this stuff up.  According to the media Santorum is a nut job.  A religious fanatic.  A dangerous fundamentalist.

Never mind that Obama can claim that Jesus told him his tax structure was just right.  The media yawn when Obama acts like a Christian.

And do you know why?

Hmmmm?

Yes, that’s right!  You are very perceptive!  It’s because everyone in the media knows Obama doesn’t mean it.

I’ve often said that it’s not those who say they believe in God that worry me.  Everyone believes in God, even atheists believe in God; atheists are just arrogant cowards.  Hey, even I believe in God.

But what worries me are people who say they believe in God and act like it.  It’s those who take God seriously and believe his Word to be truth to live by.

Those folks scare me.

And the media.

And some are noticing.  Note the Wall Street Journal article today addressing this issue.  In the article entitled, “Sex, Lies and Rick Santorum“, author William McGurn looks at “the double standard on social issues” in the US.

McGurn provides the example of veiws on marriage:

When Barack Obama was campaigning for president in 2008, he declared that marriage is between a man and a woman. For the most part, his position was treated as a nonissue.

That’s right. But,

Now Rick Santorum is campaigning for president. He too says that marriage is between a man and a woman. What a different reaction he gets.

Right again.  And why?  McGurn explains:

There’s no mystery why. Mr. Santorum is attacked because everyone understands that he means what he says.

He means what he says!  Yes, he says he’s a Christian and acts like it!

And then McGurn dangerously exposes one of my greatest secrets:

President Obama, by contrast, gets a pass because everyone understands—nudge nudge, wink wink—that he’s not telling the truth. The press understands that this is just one of those things a Democratic candidate has to say so he doesn’t rile up the great unwashed.

Wow oh wow!

You see, my friends, the plain fact is that Santorum is a Christian, a God-believer, one who takes God seriously.

And Obama?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, sometimes I crack myself up.

But it’s not a laughing matter, my good servants.  Santorum recently called out Obama’s “radical Islamic” policies and questioned Obama’s biblical world view, for example.  And Santorum is not the only one questioning Obama’s Christianity.   Even Billy Graham’s son, Franklin, is out today saying he

“was not sure if Obama was a true Christian and that he could not definitively say that the president was not a Muslim.”

And even worse, Mr. Graham is smacking the nail of truth in one great swing by further stating with respect to Obama’s self-identification as a Christian:

“He’s come out saying that he’s a Christian,” Mr. Graham said of Mr. Obama in an interview on the MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.”  “The question is, what is a Christian?”

Wow oh wow!

What is a Christian?

My friends, let me share how it appears from my vantage point.

Mr. Santorum?  He’s a Christian.

Mr. Obama?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, if there wasn’t a good chance he might be defeated in his bid to continue ruling the United States and my kingdom on earth, it would be funny.

As it is, it’s just terrible.

Wow oh wow!

PS: For those who care, read here what I have to say in answer to “Is Obama a Christian?”  And here I write about “Obama: My Political Christian.  Enjoy!

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8 Responses to “Santorum out to out me; someone help me out?”

  1. Great post, Satan.

    Like this about demonizing Santorum:

    http://www.therightscoop.com/drudge-attacking-and-demonizing-santorum/

    It seems that mainstream Republicans and some “conservatives” (Ann Coulter, Matt Drudge) also hate Santorum.

    I did know that you, Satan, have them in your pocket.

    Best,
    Pedro Erik

  2. Ah, Mr. Beelzebub, it is amazing isn’t it? Radical muslims with murder on their minds: Nothing to see here. One Christian who takes Christ seriously: a danger to the nation. Boy oh boy, do you have them over a barrel or what?

  3. Santorum has been the sleeper candidate who just needed to hang in there. God is finished with allowing Barack Hussein Obama to mock Him and His people. The prayers of Christians and the hopes of Jews are about to be addressed…in ways neither group probably expects.

  4. Your Satanic Dictatorship is once again saved by your dominion over the minds of men. Your unique talent for seducing us all is indeed terrifying.

    -By the way, just wonderin’ if Fred Nietzsche & Karl Marx have figured out where they are yet? They always wanted to be in the very center of things, guess they finally got their wish.

    • Fred and Karl are not happy campers these days. Fred wanders around aimlessly repeating “God is NOT dead. God is NOT dead . . .” while everyone glares back as they push him away saying “Now you tell us, you fool!” And Karl? Well, he just sits around wondering why no one will share with him.

  5. Ah Fallen Angel you’re being way too modest….Pride, vanity, sensuality– yes they’re big ones and you’ve certainly done a “good” job sowing those seeds in the world today….But what about GREED and its evil twin ENVY? Methinks you’ve done an equally thorough job planting those in our society…(.Funny how Mr Santorum doesn’t decry GREED very much…but don’t point this out too him, it could wreck everything…)

    You can get one side trying to justify espousing the one while you get the otherside countering with the other…Meanwhile you carefully wrap them with chains op pride that allow you to carefully drag them down to …well, your place….

  6. Obama “deeply regrets” the jigged up, artificial “outrage” of the Taliban over this bogus Koran burning. Have I missed any expressed outrage over what his Muslim Brotherhood friends are doing to Coptic Christians in Egypt? Have I missed the reporting on his outrage over the genocide being perpetrated on Christian communities by Moslem murderers there and all over the world?
    Franklin Graham duly notes that Obama’s is the selective outrage of this unholy fusion of global socialism/Islam. Obama is a committed adherent to this monstrous, antichristian faith. Al Sharpton and others can call that Christianity, but blasphemy like that only proves they are just as spiritually dead as Obama.

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