Gallup causing trouble (again)

Gallup.

Bad news on the wires today, my friends.  And I’m blaming the Gallup poll folks.  For my non-American readers, Gallup is a leading polling organization in the United States.  They ask all kinds of people all kinds of nosey questions, including stupid questions (for most Americans) like, “Are you for or against the basic human rights the Founding Fathers enshrined in the Constitution.”

Well, what red-blooded American wouldn’t be for constitutionally protected basic human rights?  The Founding Fathers, by the way, made it clear in the Declaration of Independence that these rights are inalienable because they derive from their creator.

Blechhhh!

Fortunately, no American children are ever exposed to these evil documents.  (How many Americans even know what inalienable means?)

And even more fortunately for my kingdom, my servants, is that those amazing Founding Fathers were primarily concerned with the rights of Mounding Mothers.

You did not know that?

Yes, in addition to ensuring future Americans would have rights to free speech, free exercise of religion, and the right to bear arms . . . wait, I thought these rights were inalienable!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

(Sorry, my friends.  But those Americans let their rights be taken from them with hardly a whimper.)

But back to my point–for some reason the Americans willingly let government quietly strip their rights to speech, religion and guns, rights for which many revolutionaries gave their lives.  But fortunately, there is one right enshrined in the US Constitution that will likely never be taken away.

In fact, thousands still die for this right each year.

Yes, it’s the constitutionally protected right of Mounding Mothers to end their mounding together with their motherhood.  And with each end to motherhood a little mound-causing person dies.

An innocent person, at that.

Sometime before their little mound is even detectable.

My kingdom come, my will be done on earth as it is in Hell.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

So, you ask, what does Gallup have to do with this?

Well, the Gallup meddlers are stirring up a non-controversy by asking people if they identify themselves as “pro-choice” or not.

Think about it, my friends, why is the question even being asked?

Really, why?

Does Gallup go around asking people if they consider themselves “pro-free speech”?

You see, my friends, the beauty of constitutionally protected rights that derive from God is that it doesn’t matter if you like them or not — they are guaranteed rights to all (already born) human beings.

And the right for a mother to end her motherhood was, thanks to the amazing foresight of the Founding Fathers, enshrined in the United States Constitution.

So why does Gallup keep asking people if they are for it or against it?

But it’s even worse, my servants.

It seems that in asking the question the Gallup troublemakers found a devastating result.  According to today’s Politico.com,

The percentage of Americans who identify themselves as “pro-choice” is at the  lowest point ever measured by Gallup, according to a new survey released Wednesday.

Yes, a record low 41 percent of Americans now identify themselves as “pro-choice” (which is a euphemism for “anti-Mounding Mothers”).  And worser yet, 50 percent of Americans now consider themselves “pro-life”!

Blechhh!  Blechhhh!

Yes, it’s bad, my servants, and I put much of the blame on Gallup.

By continually asking whether people are “pro-choice” or “pro-life” (Gallup has been asking this question since 1995), they keep alive the notion that maybe, just maybe, abortion is not so inalienable after all (there’s that word again; look it up!)

Does Gallup go around asking people if they are “pro-constitutional rights” or not?

Then why ask the same question differently by substituting “pro-choice” for “pro-constitutional rights?”  The terms are synonymous, right?

By asking the question Gallup reminds everyone that, in fact, the right that thousands die for each year might actually not be so constitutional.

In fact, those thousands might actually die for something that is not only not consitutional, but might just be wrong.

And when people no longer have the cover of “well, it’s legal, so it must be right,” they will have to face what they already sense in their hearts: that abortion is wrong.

Plain wrong.

Gallup, please stop.

5 Responses to “Gallup causing trouble (again)”

  1. Mike N. Says:

    Ah the “progress” Progressives have dragged the world through for the last century! Utopians brought us the mass murderers Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, etc., and the “liberating” decision of Roe vs Wade in which millions of innocent children have been slaughtered. Congratulations Marxists, Socialists (National and otherwise) and Liberals/Progressives everywhere (including those who run most of the seminaries, denominations and many of the local bodies of the “Church”)!
    And all this death and destrucion has taught many Americans nothing at all. We actually have to wonder if our most pro-death president, he who stands on the glorious shoulders of the above luminaries of Utopianism, will be re-elected.
    He likely won’t be if only because some already born people have finally awakend to their own self interest. They could let Obama and the Utopian Democratic party eat the future of they and their children but some are having second thoughts. The soaring, lying rhetoric is wearing off. Class warfare is wearing as thin as their wallets. Being on the receiving end of all this stealing, killing and destroying isn’t as much fun as dishing it out to someone else.
    I’m afraid it is probably too late. The Pleasure Island bill has come due. The narcissist Obama will see this country go down if Americans will not have him as maximum leader. As his lovely wife knows, the only thing that even remotely gave this evil country legitimacy was Obama’s election. Once his political demise is clearly on the horizon, forces will need to be mobilized for some kind of Kristallnacht. The storm troopers will be the Occupy Wall Street crowd, the unions, the sodomy-is-marriage crowd, the mosques, etc and all financed by Obama’s crony capitalist friends.
    God, who will not be mocked, will bring the century of slaughter overseen by man-centered government to a sudden end. The fools who are constantly telling us how wise they are will suddenly find themselves unable to utter a single, soaring lie.

    • follow me into darkness Says:

      bad day at the office, mr. mike?

      • mazsamem Says:

        follow me into darkness~don’t belive I’ve noticed you here before. If I’m, mistaken-it won’t be anything new. No, I don’t think Mike just had a bad day at the office. I think he sees the horrific damage caused by multiple despots. Those sick, evil rulers he mentioned don’t come near to a complete list, but he gives many of the better-known ones. I think Mike sees where the nihilism we’ve embraced-as a culture-is rapidly escalating into DEATH 2 ALL, DEATH 4 ALL.

        • follow me into darkness Says:

          i’m everywhere. im in every hollow place. im also in every heart. im in mr. mikes words. can’t you feel the misguided hate and rage boiling just under the surface of his words? thats me! even in full places, like hearts full of light and love, i slowly empty them, till’ they’re hollow, then i make them my home. until they stop beating of couse. its a buyers market, everything is priced to sell, and its HOT HOT HOT !

  2. ctcoast Says:

    To this polling organization I would simply add “keep Galluping” …

    Perhaps it’s just me, but I gotta think the Roe v. Wade decision was perhaps the worst decision the Supreme Court ever made….Privacy is important, but living and breathing and getting started in life should trump privacy…

    One way around the tragedy of this decision’s impacts would be for us to be able to persuade women to not exercise that “right”…

    but I digress…

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