Coming Soon: A New Author to Satan’s Blog
Soon, my friends, you will see something never before seen on earth: a new author to Satan’s Blog. Yes, it’s true, my servants; after years of solo blogging I’ve decided to let one of my most trusted associates have author privileges.
Let me explain. You must know that my work is never done, after all, I’m in all the details. I have a limited time to wreak havoc in all the details on earth, and although I’m succeeding beyond my wildest nightmares, I need to do more. I need to make sure that the economies of Europe continue to fail by embracing my pathologies, that my beelzebud gets reelected in the United States, that those dang home churches would be persecuted to oblivion in China, and that massacring thugs (and famine) would stop the lightning speed spread of Christianity (Blechhh!) in Africa.
And there is no shortage of demons willing to write. But, just between you and me, trust is in short supply down here. I suspect that most of my demons, if they could, would use this blog to beg God for mercy, ask for a drop of water on their tongues, and generally embarrass me and my kingdom.
But there is one demon I trust to blog, and she goes by the name “temptress”. Temptress will be posting soon and often to Satan’s Blog for your enjoyment.
Oh, and I’m not going anywhere.
As long as I can type and get my hotmail I will faithfully deliver my thoughts, opinions, and general assessment of my kingdom activities on earth.
But now you will get an additional viewpoint from Hell.
Temptress, my friends.