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Obama is NOT a Muslim! You MUST believe me and help me convince others!

Posted in christians, congress, God, Government, islam, multiculturalism, Muslims, Obama, politics, religion, socialism, Truth, worldview with tags , , on March 12, 2012 by devilbloggger

False. Religion.

Listen, my servant friends.  There is a story on the wires that worries me.  It was published today in the LA Times, in an article entitled, “Poll: Obama’s a Muslim to many GOP voters in Alabama, Mississippi.”  Yes, my friends, many people think that Obama is truly a Muslim!  We must stop this nonsense.  This is one time when you must believe me.  (Really!!)

Let me explain.

Keep in mind that this is very confidentialistic–please treat it as such.  Here it is: Obama isn’t anything but a politicoreligisopportunistika.  That is, he has no core beliefs on ultimate issues of truth, but he will say or do anything of a religious nature for political reasons.

Obama is not unusual among politicians in this regard, but the difference between Obama and virtually every other US president is that Obama continues to push MY kingdom to levels even I would never have imagined in America’s old-fashioned Christian days.

Could you have predicted under any other president that a 30-year old woman would shamelessly and publicly go before the United States Congress and ask for free birth control pills?  I’m not sure who makes me the most proud, the hussy or the hustled.  But just imagine the Congress under any other administration listening to such embarrassing, brazen, shameless talk from a proudly loose woman on behalf of an entire Catholic university of openly loose women.

My how I’ve changed things when it’s a compliment to say about women that they have a “reputation.”   And Obama wants his girls to grow up just as proud of their reputation as he wants this woman’s parents to be of their daughter’s.  He said so.

Unbelievable!

And Americans sit back and yawn, or argue over religious rights versus women’s rights.

Pinch me!

We’ve come a long way, baby!

That’s why this talk of Obama being a Muslim must stop.  Because the only reason I’ve successfully pushed America so far toward the abyss that hardly any Americans get embarrassed at hussies hustling them for handouts, is because Obama does not act like a Christian!

Got it?  Regardless of whether Obama is truly a Muslim or not, he clearly, by his actions, is not a Christian.

And that’s all I care about.

I don’t care what people say they are.  Half the people in Hell say they were Christians.  Big deal.  They didn’t act like it.

And Obama, because he has no core values beyond those of a socialistic worldview, will, if pushed, shamelessly act like a Christian.  And if Obama starts acting like a Christian, my kingdom on earth will suffer.

And I don’t like to suffer.

So here’s what I want you to do, my servants.  At every chance you get, battle the rumors that Obama is a Muslim.  Refute those who base their judgments on what he does, and not what he says!  Make up excuses for his associations, his childhood experiences, his clear affinity for Muslim culture and beliefs, his barely veiled antipathy toward Christianity and Christians.

Because if we can’t convince people Obama is not a Muslim simply because he acts like one, then Obama, being the smart tool he is, will start acting like a Christian.

And I hate those who act like Christians.

Period.

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Does God = Allah?

Posted in christians, islam, Muslims with tags , , , on March 4, 2011 by devilbloggger

God = Allah

A great lie here, my servants.  My great lie.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Yes, I love the Huffington Post’s religion section.  It represents the pinnacle of my post-modern “you have your truth, I have mine” approach to religion.

In today’s article by Miroslav Volf, entitled Do Christians and Muslims Worship the Same God, Miroslav perpetuates the post-modern myth that two conflicting truth claims can both be true.

God = Allah?  Can you guess where good ol’ Miroslav comes out?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Miroslav says of Yahweh, the God of the Bible, and Allah, the God of the Quaran:

“The two are one God, albeit differently understood.”

Differently understood?  Like an apple is the same as an orange, just “differently understood”?

On what basis does Miroslav make his truth claim?  Merely because both Allah and Yahweh are called God and worshipped by many as God?

Hey, you know what?  On that logic, God and I are one God, just “differently understood.”

Why not?  Why can’t plain and clear differences in the nature of two beings be merely whisked away by a statement that the two are the same, but “differently understood”?

Hey, why don’t Muslims go to a local Baptist church?  If they worship the same God, they should feel comfortable worshiping in the same places with their fellow worshipers?  Right?

The God of Christianity, my servants, the God who created you and me, is a triune Godhead, of which Jesus Christ is one person, equally God of Gods, who said, “before Abraham was I AM.”

Is this the God of Muslims?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Believe it, my servants. 

If Allah = God “differently understood” then there’s no logical reason to deny I = God, “differently understood.”

If you deny that, then plainly you “don’t understand.”

See how post-modern denial of the law of noncontradiction can lead to comforting but deadly thoughts?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Good news, Britain: Christ is offensive to me, too!

Posted in Christmas, islam, political correctness with tags , , on December 17, 2010 by devilbloggger

UPDATE:  devilbloggger acknowledges that the UK Mail article referenced in the story below appears to be an old article that was addressed at the time by the Red Cross.  See Gloria’s comment after post.  However, there is still something fishy about the Red Cross’ reaction to the original article.  It remains apparent that the Red Cross tries to be overly politically correct, choosing their words carefully to disguise that they do indeed choose to offend Christians over non-Christians.  This, of course is definitive political correctness, but because this is my plan, I approve.

Original post:

Merry Allahmas, anyone?

Senseless, silly, political correctness hardly gets any better than it did today in the United Kingdom, my servants.  I thought my demons were bloody joshing with me when they trumpeted the news of smashing success in our recently launched Operation Allahmas

Operation Allahmas is our covert operation at removing all traces of Christ from Christmas under the pretenses of not offending Muslims.

And we were successful in our first year of operation!  Ha ha ha ha ha.

Yes, my servants, just imagine my delight in reading the UK’s Daily Mail Online article entitled, “The Red Cross bans Christmas.”  I thought it was a joke, some kind of perverted trick my demons were playing on me.  But as I read I realized that I have truly succeeded in causing the British to lose their minds in an effort to broker offense in a politically correct manner.

Here’s a summary of the article:  Because the British Red Cross is deathly afraid of offending only Muslims the morally spineless leadership decided if someone must be offended this Christmas it will be a group for whom they need not be deathly afraid. 

Which group did the British Red Cross decide to offend during the Christmas season instead?

I’ll give you one guess.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, my, my servants.  Bear with me; don’t go away.  Let me savor this for a few moments alone.

OK, I’ve savored.  Now lets enjoy our victory together for another moment or two. 

Hey, here’s a question: Is the Red Cross, which uses the Red Crescent in Countries of Easy Offense, going to remove all traces of festivity during Ramadan in Muslim countries so as not to offend Christians?

Ha ha ha ha ha. 

Oh, sorry, I can’t stop: ha ha ha ha ha.

Now, let’s examine more details about my UK Red Cross servants’ efforts to take Christ out of Christmas.  It seems that they levied rules for Christmas cards.  According to one worker:

‘When we send cards they have to say season’s greetings or best wishes. They must not be linked directly to Christmas.

Yes, Christmas cards must not be linked directly to Christmas.  Now, to be consistent, I’m sure the UK Red Cross has banned all mentions of the New Year in any “Happy New Year” cards.  Maybe they say “Happy Passing of Time” or something like that.  When asked why Christmas could not be linked with Christmas cards, the Red cross worker said:

‘When we asked we were told it is because we must not upset Moslems.’

I’m not making this up, my servants.  “Moslems” might get upset by Christmas decorations at Christmas, so instead, we will upset Christians, because who cares what they think.

Here’s the official reason given by “officials” for offending large numbers of Christians for fear of offending small numbers of Muslims:

‘The Red Cross is a neutral organisation and we don’t want to be aligned with any political party or particular philosophy,’ a spokesman said.

Well, my will is done on earth as it is in Hell.  Because the Red Cross has been fully duped into thinking that by offending Christians in an effort to not offend Muslims, it is “not aligned with any particular philosophy.”

I won!

Yes, I have convinced Red Cross “officials” that by adopting a God-offending, Christ-denying, Christmas-dissing, Muslim-friendly, philosophy, they are nevertheless not “aligning” with any “particular” philosophy.

But, in fact, as any thinking person will tell them, they just aligned themselves very clearly with a “particular” philosophy.  It is the philosophy that believes that God does not matter; he can be safely ignored and politically favored ideologies will be honored instead.  Because God either does not exist or he doesn’t matter, he must not be acknowledged if doing so offends any, including those who believe in a very different god, which is everyone but Christians.  So Christians lose every time (just the way I like it). 

And particularly delightful at Christmas, is the pleasing sight of the Red Cross aligning itself against the very particular philosophy of Christians, that “God With Us” Emmanuel, the Christ child was born.  Yes, this philosophy particularly offends the ruling elite of today’s politically correct offense brokers, and I’m thrilled to see that my removing their moral spine yielded fruit for my kingdom.

So don’t worry, my British cowards.  Ignore the outrage you must be receiving at this time, because I am honored.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Merry Allahmas, everyone!

Obama’s Picture is Worth a Thousand (of my) Words

Posted in islam, Obama, Uncategorized with tags , , on November 5, 2010 by devilbloggger

 Of all the religions on earth, there is one I hate.

I’m not thrilled about any belief system that draws attention to a god other than me, but at least the vast majority of religions on earth are mere distractions, human crutches and self-righteous salves, and pose no real threat to the eternal destiny of my captives on earth.  As long as someone is worshiping false gods, trees, animals, or, as is usually the case, themselves, I’m OK.  They do my will on earth.

But that other religion?  One of my main missions in Hell is to wipe out all traces of that religion on earth. 

Cause marginizalization and privatization in Europe to the point where that religion is neutered?  Check.

Use “separation of church and state” in the United States to cause that religion to be politically incorrect and legally and culturally disfavored? Check.

Use persecution, poverty, and ill-trained teachers in Africa and China to slow the advance of that religion?  Well, I’m working on it.  It seems that my only option is to let them grow wealthy until they can say “I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.”  Don’t worry, my servants, I’ll get there.

So it was with great pleasure that I saw President Obama doing my will back in April, 2009, when he spoke at a Catholic university.  According to this article at the time, it seems that before President Obama would speak at Georgetown University he asked the University to cover up a symbol of Jesus at Georgetown’s Gaston Hall.  And they did!  Ha ha ha ha ha.  They did it!  Ha ha ha ha ha.  Almost every knee will bow! 

My servants at Georgetown University covered up the gold “IHS” monogram inscribed on a pediment in the hall with a piece of black-painted plywood.   The pediment would have been seen right behind Obama, and he could not bear being seen with the name of Jesus.

Neither can I.

Now, here is where I will test Obama’s committment to my will.  He will visit Indonesia next week, and he wants to visit Jakarta’s largest mosque, Istiqlal.  Now, Istiqlal also has religious symbols on its walls.  I have no real beef with Islam and find the proliferation of its symbols on earth quite satisfying.  But I’m curious to see if President Obama thinks the same way as I.  Let’s wait, my servants, to see if President Obama requires that the mosque’s religious symbols be covered up before he visits, lest his picture be taken and he be seen with symbols of Allah. 

I hope he does not.  Because it’s not what you say that counts, but what you do.

Let this be an object lesson my servants.  I do not care if you play around with toy religions, godless religions, religions with a different Jesus, new age religions, nature-worshiping religions, and even atheistic religions.  Welcome their symbols, teach their precepts, tolerate their practices, be slow to criticize any aspect of them, and basically kow tow to every religious propensity but the one.

And you will do my will.  Will Obama do my will? 

Let’s see. 

My money is on yes.

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